OK, so my contacts were bothering me, so I put a drop of what I had thought were lens-rewetting drops in my right eye. After I put them in I noticed that they were some allergy drops, so I put normal rewetting drops in my other eye. When I came home I looked in the mirror and saw this. It didn't go away until later that night. I would make an appointment to see a doctor if I didn't already have one for this Saturday.

I think that's the single weirdest picture of me that's ever been taken, and that's saying something. I wonder if I can get this put on a picture check-card...

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